Six-year-old Christian got upset when 4-year-old Mary Ashley wasn't doing her share of the work picking up toys in the family room. From my bedroom I heard him scold her firmly.
"Mary Ashley, you are grounded! That means no TV, no video games and no telephone."
"Uh, Christian," she replied in a little voice, "I don't know how to play video games, and I'm too young to use the phone."