Will Carson's fourth-grade teacher soon share the news
That her family is rejoicing over Baby Blues?
Or will Mrs. Williams give a wink
And tell the class she is Tickled Pink?
Boy or girl? This teacher cannot say,
But there's another surprise awaiting her today.
You see, her other kids -- all twenty-six -- can't let Mrs. Williams slip away
Without saying "We'll miss you" and "Come back soon" at a shower in her honor today!